coolgreenes90

GUYZ it's been fo'evs. my summer was like jam-packed with running. i made some pancakes. sometimes i didn't remember the names of the girls on my team, but usually it was as i congratulated them for running three miles in under a half hour. they were too tired to beat me up but i think i could probably beat up a girl if i had to or even if i wanted right now. i'm in awesome shape on top of being generally awesome. here is an example for anybody taking notes:

(we'll call this example 1) i told a million jokes for three miles in under a half hour. DO THE MATH, bitchez.

well, i've got to go stand next to my boyz in the hall and yell unintelligibly at people with blonde hair and sweet outfits that i am jealous of.

i sTiLL RuLe ~*~*~~~*~

OMG GUYZ

it's been like foreverrrrr. I just wanted to let people know I am still kickin it and eating a lot of pudding.

ohemzgee got a haircut this weekend

also for spring break I am chillin with Eric, Carl, and Jon. so if anyone needs to get ahold of me, SORRY this ship has sailed.

lol, ships. That reminds me. School is like a big boat sometimes. And I am like a big seagull.



(I drew this freehand)

well, it's been readily established that I hate kids, and Clerks, but mostly kids, and being that I am currently in a room full of them (gross!!!!!) it really must be said that they smell, rather like the inside of a musty guitar case belonging to a biologically anomalous camel strumming with an overflowing septic tank in lieu of a pick. something stupid is going on... o, I have to sign seminar passes now, brb.


god there's like a million of them. anywayz I need to lie blatantly to my class and tell them I am "making copies of a worksheet" when really I am enacting some devious scheme to fill Eric's fume hood with Werther's Originals. omg he will be soooo mad.

Ho hum pig's bum

I've been rather busy lately poking around the school in a mad way, drawing up tests and quizzes for my math classes, the students of which smell terribly. Seriously, I was burning through Lilac Rain incense like nobody's business, after school even. It was kind of cool, because I think it made my classroom seem like a monastery, and that's kind of cool. I even started chanting a little, but Ferwerda peaked in when I started trying to wear my coat like a robe. He's so nosy, lol.

hahahaha! MATH! I get it.

In other news I opted for the gray sweatshirt today. Ferwerda and I both wore jeans, everyone kept saying we planned it. Hoo hoo, and that troll girl Dana Grandstaff asked me what year I graduated in. Psh, it's none of her business.

I hate her.

I've eaten my way through five industrial-sized freezers of Häagen-Dazs and catfish nuggets and I still feel feelings. Everyone said college was all about playing Frisbee and Pearl Jam, but it's really hard. I don't even have time to listen to Soundgarden. My professors are either fat or mean and I'm starting to break out. Not like in a butterfly-chrysalis way, but in like a little pizza weasel kind of way. Sometimes my friends say I look like a weasel. I don't, but they keep saying so.

Who even cares though, because I poisoned all their drinks with bat venom.

I love Soundgarden!!!

I am soooooo graduated. I think I will go to school and become an engineer and later become a teacher and maybe learn that I hate Clerks. For now though I'm going to go style my mullet; it's getting out of hand. I still think it looks really good but it might give the ladies the impression that I am gross.

I am kind of gross.


G2G, something nineties is going on! lol, the internet is weird.